octomom does robot porn, hitler is deceased.

"If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees." ~Khalil Gibran

Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on how this pans out) the octomom, Nadya Suleman, is trending today on google. The first article I read is here, and to summarize briefly: Octomom will do porn (if she gets an offer) but won't touch another human... Obviously what this article really means is that the octomom is ready to make the sex with a robot of some kind and she'd really like it if a porno studio would throw her a (robot) bone. I really don't see the big deal, I mean she's kind of famous and aside from the downstairs mix-up I assume she has because she pushed out a dozen children at one time, irreparably destroying her nether parts, she's not terrible looking. She wouldn't be the least attractive female in the industry. I'm sure some freak nasty fella sitting alone somewhere in his double wide would like to go to town on himself while watching the octomom take on one of those sex machines.

She's hard up for cash, has a small army to feed, and a house in foreclosure. I don't really know if now is the time to have a moral approach to pornography. It's kind of snobbish that she will only use robots in her movies. It's weird, she's strange. It's also infinitely fascinating to watch as this woman stumbles through life with all those children. She's got to be stupid because I can't think of any other reason to have that many kids.

Yesterday marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The allied forces were closing in on his bunker during the last week of April 1945 and on April 30th, he offed himself. I imagine that was the only real option he had at the time because he'd have been paraded around the world like some kind of big game trophy and the Russians and Americans might have turned hostile in the post war clean up in Europe. It could have gone slightly different if Hitler hadn't committed suicide. In a lot of ways his decision to take himself out of the picture at the end of the war was one of the best things to happen to the world. It made post war clean up a simple matter of coordinating between the Allied forces instead of political jockeying around the prized prisoner. It was almost like he knew defeat would be disastrous for his beloved fatherland if he were around. He would be mistreating his metaphorical children by his existence in a post war atmosphere.

It is my contention that the octomom consider Hitler's valiant effort to treat his people well. Octomom should arrange some sort of life insurance benefits package and social security survivors benefits for her children and just forget all about having robot sex on camera. Once she has the affairs in order, she should go and fake her death or simply kill herself. I wouldn't be too upset, I can't imagine anyone else would be and the Tuesday morning google trends could be much more interesting.