happy panda, happy patron

"But in Japan, there's nothing like that, since the temple is made of wood. The divine spirit inside the building is eternal, so the enclosure doesn't have to be." ~Tadao Ando

 I fucking love sushi. That's what this is about, plain and simple. I saw an episode of No Reservations where Tony Bourdain ate chicken sashimi from a chicken that was killed like an hour before. I nearly choked on my slobber because I was salivating so much.

 

Also, this panda is happy as hell.

clown zip car

"Dare to wear the foolish clown face." ~Frank Sinatra

This zip car was sitting next to me at a light earlier, inside were six people. Click and view image to see larger.

6! It's just a mini-cooper!

cuddle monster(s)

"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies." ~Charlie Sheen

I am a cuddle monster, nothing more can be said. Buy me this if you want to please me, or you could always cuddle me and talk dirty.

more political bathroom graffiti

“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.” ~John Green

 It's like a bathroom graffiti war in the bathroom on the second floor of my office building.

the redneck debate

"Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it." ~Will Smith, Wild Wild West

Just a car I saw, I almost wrecked trying to take this picture so I hope it's at least somewhat humorous to you as well.

"LOL@rednecks"

out on the high seas

"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all." ~Johnny Depp

more ways than one to get mad mexican

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." ~Dan Castellaneta

There are more ways than one to get mad mexican. The other day at a wonderful cantina in town I ordered a michelada espana. I had no idea what it was but the barkeep told me it'd be a garden in my mouth and he wasn't just hitting on me.

just javier and al gore

"A zebra does not change its spots." ~Al Gore

This is just a picture of Javier on the far right with the then Vice President Al Gore during his presidential campaign. I actually taught him about pollution that day and I have to assume I'm the reason he's such an eco-warrior these days.

paper penguins

"Poetry surrounds us everywhere, but putting it on paper is, alas, not so easy as looking at it." ~Vincent Van Gogh

A paper penguin army is just as formidable as a regular penguin army. 

danger, dangerfield

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Not only a talented and hilarious actor, Mr Rodney Dangerfield also rapped. I need a new record player like yesterday with jewels like this out there.

doubly fortunate?

"A great fortune is a great slavery." ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 

Obviously, in bed.

an organized work area is crucial

"Electricity is really just organized lightning." ~George Carlin

It's important to keep your work area organized and tidy, as you see I operate on a bit of a minimalist approach, but there's margarita in that devils cup. It wasn't bad but I need to try more to determine for sure whether it's a good margarita or not.