cuddle monster(s)

"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies." ~Charlie Sheen

I am a cuddle monster, nothing more can be said. Buy me this if you want to please me, or you could always cuddle me and talk dirty.

tim tea-bow baggins

"I don't know how one actually would define obscenity. I'm sure the definition is different according to the age one is living in." ~Jane Alexander

I love this quote. It goes very well with the image today, you see this is a picture I took a while back of a box of tea bags I'd purchased. I bought it because I thought it hilarious that there was such a thing as "family sized" tea bags. Tea bag fun for the whole family, I of course refer to the sexual act in this instance. This particular box is special, and that's why I took and saved the picture. You see, I am a man of letters, shall we say. I send folks post through the snail mail, in fact I prefer snail mail to email because I think email is so impersonal. You can't smell the hint of smoke on an email even if I were puffing away at a pipe like my life depending on it deep in an opium den as I drift off and chase that beautifully dangerous dragon. To my point: I mailed a few used tea bags from this box to my friends. Yes, snail mail tea bags. I'm pretty sure that comes close to "defining obscenity".

out on the high seas

"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all." ~Johnny Depp

just javier and al gore

"A zebra does not change its spots." ~Al Gore

This is just a picture of Javier on the far right with the then Vice President Al Gore during his presidential campaign. I actually taught him about pollution that day and I have to assume I'm the reason he's such an eco-warrior these days.

jerry sandusky is watching you ...

"You can observe a lot by just watching." ~Yogi Berra

Jerry Sandusky always observes you. At all times. He is always watching. 

danger, dangerfield

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Not only a talented and hilarious actor, Mr Rodney Dangerfield also rapped. I need a new record player like yesterday with jewels like this out there.