cuddle monster(s)

"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies." ~Charlie Sheen

I am a cuddle monster, nothing more can be said. Buy me this if you want to please me, or you could always cuddle me and talk dirty.

more political bathroom graffiti

“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.” ~John Green

 It's like a bathroom graffiti war in the bathroom on the second floor of my office building.

saddam hussein has a doppleganger, said person molests children

"Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor." ~Saddam Hussein

Found this image at a rest stop on the Pennsylvania turnpike, I-76. Apparently this guy is a molester of some sort, in addition to being the late Saddam Hussein's doppleganger.

out on the high seas

"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all." ~Johnny Depp

it's been a long winter.

"God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger." ~Heraclitus

And it's over now, thank god!

jerry sandusky is watching you ...

"You can observe a lot by just watching." ~Yogi Berra

Jerry Sandusky always observes you. At all times. He is always watching.