(courtesy of @porkinak)
I don't really watch either of these shows but Porkinak does and he seemed to think this was noteworthy, plus it's a smooth bit o photoshop.
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Tolkien
“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.” ~John Green
"God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger." ~Heraclitus
"Poetry surrounds us everywhere, but putting it on paper is, alas, not so easy as looking at it." ~Vincent Van Gogh
It's important to keep your work area organized and tidy, as you see I operate on a bit of a minimalist approach, but there's margarita in that devils cup. It wasn't bad but I need to try more to determine for sure whether it's a good margarita or not."Electricity is really just organized lightning." ~George Carlin