cuddle monster(s)

"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies." ~Charlie Sheen

I am a cuddle monster, nothing more can be said. Buy me this if you want to please me, or you could always cuddle me and talk dirty.

more ways than one to get mad mexican

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." ~Dan Castellaneta

There are more ways than one to get mad mexican. The other day at a wonderful cantina in town I ordered a michelada espana. I had no idea what it was but the barkeep told me it'd be a garden in my mouth and he wasn't just hitting on me.

champion in bed

"Achievement brings its own anticlimax." ~Maya Angelou

Now I'm not normally a fan of the whole fortune cookie phrase followed by "in bed", but occasionally something particularly savvy finds it's way into my fortune cookie.

...in bed.

it's been a long winter.

"God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger." ~Heraclitus

And it's over now, thank god!

danger, dangerfield

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Not only a talented and hilarious actor, Mr Rodney Dangerfield also rapped. I need a new record player like yesterday with jewels like this out there.

doubly fortunate?

"A great fortune is a great slavery." ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 

Obviously, in bed.