laying pipe, 6-packs, and field trips

"One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence." ~Ogden Nash

The roar of the bus engine could be heard throbbing dull and purring easy under my feet. The vibrations were soothing but the gentle rocking was distracting because I was baked out of my mind.

8 in the morning. Most people in the world are probably awake by 8 in the morning, but I wasn't used to it. There have been only a handful of times that I was conscious at 8 in the morning at school. I paid special attention to barely schedule any classes before noon, ever. So this 8 in the morning shit wasn't up my alley. It wasn't even on the same street.

an even more modest proposal.

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16 and pregnant: whoring around MTV style

“To be understood is to prostitute oneself” ~Fernando Pessoa

Twitter tells me today that "16 and Pregnant" is a trending topic this week. I'm a very curious individual and I'll admit that the premise to this show insults my intelligence as well as any viewer. I was extremely cautious about beginning this post and still have my doubts. MTV is notorious for that type of drivel but it seems to be mostly palatable to the masses. MTV proceeds and continues in their manner of trashy classlessness and America eats it up like it's their first meal in weeks and they'd been held hostage and forced to watch educational television programming. They do not, however, show much music on their music television station, much to the delight of cliche comedians around the world.

a run for the roses.

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up." ~Hunter S. Thompson

Secretariat was the greatest racing horse that ever lived and may hold that title for the rest of time. He set records at both the Derby and the Belmont Stakes and while he was busy setting records left and right, he managed to win the coveted triple crown of horse racing. The "triple crown" in horse racing begins with the greatest of all horse races: the Kentucky Derby, held on the first Saturday of May at legendary Churchill Downs just outside of Louisville, Kentucky. From there the ponies get a breather for two weeks before heading to the Pimlico track in Baltimore for the Preakness Stakes! The last leg of the arduous journey for these mules is three weeks later way up in Elmont, New York at Belmont Park for the Belmont Stakes. Handily, Secretariat ran through those fool other horses finishing the Derby in less than 2 minutes, averaged out to almost 35 miles per hour and he was still speeding up in the last quarter mile stretch. The Preakness is slightly longer than the Derby and the Belmont is the longest track of the three.

octomom does robot porn, hitler is deceased.

"If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees." ~Khalil Gibran

Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on how this pans out) the octomom, Nadya Suleman, is trending today on google. The first article I read is here, and to summarize briefly: Octomom will do porn (if she gets an offer) but won't touch another human... Obviously what this article really means is that the octomom is ready to make the sex with a robot of some kind and she'd really like it if a porno studio would throw her a (robot) bone. I really don't see the big deal, I mean she's kind of famous and aside from the downstairs mix-up I assume she has because she pushed out a dozen children at one time, irreparably destroying her nether parts, she's not terrible looking. She wouldn't be the least attractive female in the industry. I'm sure some freak nasty fella sitting alone somewhere in his double wide would like to go to town on himself while watching the octomom take on one of those sex machines.