the backstreet boys could bring him back.

R.I.P. Swamp Person.

N'Sync would just let him in the band.

howard stern, swamp people, and bigamy

"Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death." ~Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Mitchell Guist, a bonafide swamp person, died recently of some sort of seizure. He did fall out of his boat right before it happened and I'd expect there to be a heartwarming episode forthcoming. It's sad when reality television show people die and it's also an opportunity to reflect. If it weren't for reality television, I wouldn't be typing about this swamp fella right now and his death would most likely have gone unnoticed by the vast majority of the world aside from the other swamp people. As it stands, they'll probably mention this on the news tonight for everyone to discuss over the dinner table and no, this isn't the biggest piece of news in the world, in fact it's not even really news. Some old guy down in the bayou had a stroke and fell out of his boat, he died. The end.

That's not what happened to this reality star, he's on USWeekly.com and all over the rest of the internet, just look at how sad he looks in this picture (and he's still alive here):

(Courtesy USWeekly.com)