laziness at its finest

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all." ~Kurt Vonnegut, Sirens of Titan

  

Panty raid: "A collector never stops collecting" and "The best collectors always start young" taken to heart results in an 18 year old with 500 pair of panties.

 

Deathbed confessions (even those about aliens) are to be taken with a grain of salt because: deathbed ... dementia ... delusions, etc. Basically, never trust an old person.

Europeans are holding up convenience stores with breasts. Rather, breast milk. Well, this woman "distracted" the clerk by whipping out a titty and squirting in his general direction.

When life sends you a broken penis, make lemonade. Or something, grow a new dick in the lab, why not?

Don't take selfies with bears - I would personally ask someone to take the photo for me as that allows for a much more daring pose. With video capabilities on cell phones what they are, these kids should be getting chastised by the Park Rangers for taking video of themselves "poking the bear", as they say.

birthing the mixtape (part 2)*

I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do but to give you part two of my confessions. -Usher Raymond IV

I finally gave birth to the bastard. There's not currently a playlist file so I can organize it for you but do random and it's probably near enough as makes no matter.** At any rate, here's the mixtape I talked about weeks ago: here. (Do a "download all" - I dunno, it's all there. It took so long for many reasons. I don't feel done and I haven't ordered it properly at present but sometimes an itch just needs scratched. Also, I'll probably fix it up shortly. At least this damn thing is out of me now. I've far more pressing concerns to attend to at present. Like women and words. Primarily women, but words too, soon, to be sure.

*Part 1 can be found here.
**I'll get to this later too, most likely.

mixtapes are tall orders

"Give a man a mask and he will show his true face." ~Oscar Wilde

Ever google yourself? Additionally, I'm working on a mixtape and a good medium for the same.

update:  http://javier-nelson.blogspot.com/2014/10/birthing-mixtape-part-2.html