Friday, November 14, 2014

NSFW - not seeable *at work *=f

Here is a collection of youtubes your ears will enjoy. None of these will be seeable at work if you have the youtubes blocked, if that's where you're at.

R.L. Burnside and the funky blues of "Someday Baby":


Howlin' Wolf sings us a song called "Back Door Man":


Oh, yikes, here is some Junior Kimbrough with "Keep on braggin":


A bit of white folk blues with some Blind Pilot and their "3 rounds and a sound":


The incomparable Sonny Boy Williamson's "I'm a lonely boy":


Also, in my lazy musical collection instead of sharing anything of my own production, here is Muddy Waters with "Long distance call":


Wednesday, October 29, 2014

laziness at its finest

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all." ~Kurt Vonnegut, Sirens of Titan
  
Panty raid: "A collector never stops collecting" and "The best collectors always start young" taken to heart results in an 18 year old with 500 pair of panties.
 
Deathbed confessions (even those about aliens) are to be taken with a grain of salt because: deathbed ... dementia ... delusions, etc. Basically, never trust an old person.

Europeans are holding up convenience stores with breasts. Rather, breast milk. Well, this woman "distracted" the clerk by whipping out a titty and squirting in his general direction.

When life sends you a broken penis, make lemonade. Or something, grow a new dick in the lab, why not?

Don't take selfies with bears - I would personally ask someone to take the photo for me as that allows for a much more daring pose. With video capabilities on cell phones what they are, these kids should be getting chastised by the Park Rangers for taking video of themselves "poking the bear", as they say.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

birthing the mixtape (part 2)*

I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do but to give you part two of my confessions. -Usher Raymond IV

I finally gave birth to the bastard. There's not currently a playlist file so I can organize it for you but do random and it's probably near enough as makes no matter.** At any rate, here's the mixtape I talked about weeks ago: here. (Do a "download all" - I dunno, it's all there. It took so long for many reasons. I don't feel done and I haven't ordered it properly at present but sometimes an itch just needs scratched. Also, I'll probably fix it up shortly. At least this damn thing is out of me now. I've far more pressing concerns to attend to at present. Like women and words. Primarily women, but words too, soon, to be sure.

*Part 1 can be found here.
**I'll get to this later too, most likely.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Monday, September 29, 2014

lost art of the mixtape (part 1*)

"And if I want to find the song 'Landslide' by Fleetwood Mac I have to remember that I bought it for someone in the fall of 1983 pile, but didn't give it to them for personal reasons." ~ High Fidelity

Sitting by the radio, finger poised over the "REC" button with a growing bitterness for DJs that don't announce the song before they play it has a special spot in the annals of mating rutuals before the invention of the compact discs, MP3s, and playlists. Even after the invention of these epic game-changers, the mixtape maintained its lofty position amongst the courtship rituals of the youth. Only now, instead of sitting around the stereo waiting and wishing for the next song on their mixtape to blare across the airwaves, eager young Romeos and Juliets can simply point, click, download, and send. It doesn't matter if the mixtape is recorded on an actual "tape", it's the organization of the tracks that really bring about that "mixtape madness".

Courtship today can be as simple as "swipe right" and "how you doin'?" but one intrepid man in Alabama has decided to re-visit the ancient tradition of the mixtape (on actual cassette) with the hope to win his wife back. However, his mixtape was so explosively romantic as to require the bomb squad to give it a first listen. The reason the authorities were called in to investigate this particular mixtape mix-up was almost certainly due to the fact that he used 1980s technology (the cassette) to show his 2010s love (blurred lines-style).

*Part 2 will be an actual mixtape, the form of which is as yet to be determined.